ALKALINE TRIO RUN

ALKALINE TRIO RUN

When the Curator Says Hell, They Mean Hell—Put the Run in Punk

ALKALINE TRIO RUN playlist: 66 minutes of pop punk, emo, and skate punk for your running soundtrack. Raw energy, dark humor, DIY ethos—perfect fuel for suffering.

20 tracks 66 minutes 140 BPM average General Running

The curator called it "Soundtrack for your run through Hell," and I'm thirty-eight minutes in, tasting copper, when I realize they weren't being poetic. This is fifteen tracks deep into Alkaline Trio's catalogue of romantic fatalism—songs about death, vampires, torture doctors, and FBI lies—and my cardiovascular system is staging a formal protest. "Fall Victim" just ended. "Kiss You To Death" is starting. My legs are filing grievances with management, but management is Matt Skiba's guitar distortion, and it doesn't negotiate with biological complaints.

This playlist is seventy-five percent Alkaline Trio, which sounds like obsession until you understand what that band does to pace. They've spent two decades writing three-chord punk songs about doom wrapped in hooks sharp enough to drag you through mile markers when your body's composing resignation letters. "Is This Thing Cursed?" opens the run—snare hits like defibrillator paddles, Dan Andriano's bass line is pharmaceutical-grade forward motion. By the time "The Torture Doctor" hits at minute three, the DIY ethos of punk is translating directly to my legs: no overproduction, no safety net, just keep moving because stopping isn't in the arrangement. Punk running is about refusing to quit when your central nervous system suggests very reasonable alternatives, and Alkaline Trio's catalogue is chemically designed for that refusal.

But here's where the genre blend becomes the story: around track sixteen, when Alkaline Trio's graveyard romanticism has been drilling the same 150-160 BPM tempo into your brain for forty-five minutes, "Understatement" by New Found Glory crashes in like a caffeinated interruption. Suddenly it's pop-punk optimism versus emo fatalism, and the tonal whiplash is exactly what Mile 6 needs. Then The Menzingers' "In Remission" arrives—more earnest, more anthemic, still punk but with working-class poetry replacing vampire metaphors. Tsunami Bomb's "Take The Reigns" brings riot grrrl ferocity. The playlist built a cathedral of darkness, then opened the windows. The tempo stays relentless, but the emotional register shifts from "doomed and running anyway" to "alive and running because of it." That's the crossover magic: skate punk, indie punk, emo, pop punk—they all share the three-chord simplicity, the refusal to overthink, but the emotional angles create tension that keeps legs from settling into autopilot misery.

Mile 9. "You're Dead" by Alkaline Trio arrives like an old friend with bad news, and I'm laughing because my quads are also dead, and the song title is on-the-nose enough to feel like the playlist is self-aware. Box Car Racer's "And I" closes it out—Tom DeLonge's guitar delay washing over the last three minutes like credits rolling on voluntary suffering. The run ends. The playlist knew what my body didn't: Hell has an exit, but you don't get there by asking nicely. You get there by letting Matt Skiba's distortion drown out every logical argument your legs compose. Punk isn't about quitting when it hurts. Neither is running. That's why this works.

Tracks

  1. 1
    Is This Thing Cursed?
    Alkaline Trio
  2. 2
    The Torture Doctor
    Alkaline Trio
  3. 3
    This Could Be Love
    Alkaline Trio
  4. 4
    Private Eye
    Alkaline Trio
  5. 5
    Fall Victim
    Alkaline Trio
  6. 6
    Kiss You To Death
    Alkaline Trio
  7. 7
    Metro
    Alkaline Trio
  8. 8
    Burn
    Alkaline Trio
  9. 9
    She Lied To The FBI
    Alkaline Trio
  10. 10
    Blackbird
    Alkaline Trio
  11. 11
    Back to Hell
    Alkaline Trio
  12. 12
    Continental
    Alkaline Trio
  13. 13
    Fatally Yours
    Alkaline Trio
  14. 14
    Sweet Vampires
    Alkaline Trio
  15. 15
    Mercy Me
    Alkaline Trio
  16. 16
    Understatement
    New Found Glory
  17. 17
    In Remission
    The Menzingers
  18. 18
    Take The Reigns
    Tsunami Bomb
  19. 19
    You're Dead
    Alkaline Trio
  20. 20
    And I
    Box Car Racer

Featured Artists

Alkaline Trio
Alkaline Trio
16 tracks
New Found Glory
New Found Glory
1 tracks
The Menzingers
The Menzingers
1 tracks
Box Car Racer
Box Car Racer
1 tracks
Tsunami Bomb
Tsunami Bomb
1 tracks